forestbating

The euphoric release experienced deep in a natural forest. A shortened version of the term forest bathing.

Today we had some great forestbating up on Ajax Mountain

by Callthesuper June 3, 2023

Forest

When you get lost in that place with the fuckin trees and shit

Phil: I’m fucking lost in the forest

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

foreside

Where a bunch of rich fucks live in Maine, houses all cost upwards of 2 million and everyone is either a doctor or lawyer. Spoiled whores drive their fathers mercedes and go on to prestigious universities. The sons are all rapist who play football, who also end up in prestigious university’s.

“She lives on the Foreside”

by Diet Dr.Pepper Slut August 3, 2023

Forest Green Color

Someone who reminds you of forest green is a person who you were close with but felt yourself fade away from. You loved them so much, and you wanted time and effort and money on them but it felt like they never even tried, even if they said they did.

“He’s my forest green color..”

by Fern The Zest Fest August 7, 2023

Foreskin

A colleague / coworker who disappears when things gets hard

Sam is such a foreskin, you can never find him during end of year meetings

by Nuck Chorris 69 October 11, 2023

Fofessional

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.

As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.

by ACunny October 22, 2023

Foreskin Frank

A nice guy with an abnormally huge prepuce and special abilities such as using his prepuce as an Indians Jones whip to fight crime

Oh stop it you, you’re such a Foreskin Frank

by Tankster81 December 23, 2023