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Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears
He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions
by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024
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Dumpster fire

My family built a house with espire and everything that could go wrong did. Daryl’s office is a dumpster fire, nobody has a clue what they are doing and blame their customers for their mistakes.
by Expire homes March 15, 2024
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Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.
“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
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Dumpster

As a noun, a dumpster is a mouth full of both one man’s yak and another man’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpsterer” is to sit (in whichever way is most comfortable for the dumpster) while one man yak’s into your mouth and another man ejaculates into it simultaneously.

The true loser is the sicko who can bust a fat one while watching one man get his mouth yacked into.
Damn, Keegan lost the fantasy football league and now he has to get dumpstered!
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
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Dumpster Cunt

Jenny Kotler is that drug addict dumpster cunt that lost custody of her kid
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dumpster mermaid

Scavenges for items in dumpsters. This could be for various reasons, including finding unique or vintage items, recycling, or simply out of necessity.
• Often has a bohemian or alternative style. This might involve wearing unique, often handmade or thrifted clothing, and possibly incorporating elements of mermaid or oceanic themes into their appearance.
Hey, put your beer and cigarette down and tuck your gut in you Dumpster Mermaid
by Reverend Big Jon December 11, 2024
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