When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.
Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.
During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.
During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
When the California Drop strikes:
"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
by Dsky171 December 10, 2010
Get the California Dropmug. When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.
Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick
The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM
Britches: gets pissed
You: bee bopping so hard
…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.
The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM
Britches: gets pissed
You: bee bopping so hard
…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.
by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022
Get the Schloopy Dropmug. by GO-SH April 4, 2018
Get the drop a mintmug. When one is upon another person's shoulders doin the Spider-Man pose taking a dump cascading down the person's back all while balancing still holding the pose. Most effective when its diarrhea.
Oi Razzle dazzle what's Gibo doin on Blake's shoulders again oh his rockin' another Spider drop on him check the waterfall down Blake's back bro.
by Spider dropped it like it's 79 July 14, 2021
Get the Spider dropmug. Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.
Bill: *walks into room*
Jill: Oh hey!
Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.
Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!
Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!
Jill: Oh hey!
Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.
Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!
Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!
by Tifonbarniy August 22, 2009
Get the Dropping the biscuitmug. spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
Get the devil dropsmug. This is a male dance move, demonstrating to potential mates both flexibility and strength in both thighs and buttocks. This move is of a provocative nature, requiring said dancer with legs facing forward to bending the knees, as to achieve a squatting position until balls (teabags) are almost touching the heals. Then opening ones legs and slowly standing back to starting position with a body roll (commonly employed with another person behind the dancer, positioning buttocks into crotch location of the person at the rear)
by Wxbearx May 15, 2013
Get the Teabag dropmug.