an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!
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The art of giving a blow job at various speeds, and various movements including deep throating and using hands to bring a guy as close to orgasm as possible, stop and start over several times, taking your time until he orgasms harder than he ever has. Swallowing is optional.
by cgr4life January 10, 2011
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by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
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"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
by badtree132 March 16, 2015
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by dylpaul December 4, 2015
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The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.
by Morkus Morkus August 10, 2018
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