Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

Conominator

Common Denominator ("Co" from "common" and "nominator" from "denominator")

"Dammit, I got question 19.a wrong, but I don't get what I did!"

"Oh, look, you just got the conominator wrong."

by Immortal-Until-Death August 1, 2009

Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010

Condimentalist

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.

1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011

Condimentary

Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes

This wheat-free Tamari soy sauce is totally condimentary to eating sushi off naked hippies

by professordavos January 29, 2012