Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.

"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"

by Zyx987 December 8, 2013

carpenting

The act of Carpentry

He wanted to indulge his love of carpenting on people; so he became an orthopaedic surgeon.

by Jamiel Davsey April 7, 2014

Carpet Muncher

Humiliating saying of lesbian.

- That girl is awesome!
- Dude, she is carpet muncher!

by Mr. Clever March 29, 2015

Carpet Burner

You put a sock on your dick and a fuck a girl with lightning speed so you give her vagina carpet burn

Girl, Im gonna pull out that Carpet Burner on you tonight ;)

by BitchDranm November 13, 2016

Carpet Muncher

When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion

Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."

by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE May 29, 2018

ass carpet

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.

Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...

by PD&JG July 31, 2007