Common Sense Media 

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media

Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!

Common Sense Media by DerpyDumplings March 21, 2015

Coffee Ass 

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016

Comfort Character 

A comfort character is when a character, which can be from a TV show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.

“When I feel sad, I think about Mario. He is my comfort character and makes me feel happy.”

Comfort Character by Squootre May 14, 2020

Elundis Core 

The Elundis Core is a sphere of infinite mass, and likewise, infinite density. It measures a mere 6.2 meters in diameter, and is devoid of any color. Should TTS receive enough messages containing "L_?", it will activate. No one knows what will happen, should the Elundis Core activate. No one knows where it lies dormant. The last time it was activated was 14 billion years ago, which is as old as our universe.

Dude, don't say Elundis Core so much. We don't know how much more until it activates. VI VON ZULUL

Elundis Core by PASTOR VI VON June 12, 2019

commonym 

A trademarked term used to identify all products of the same type, such as the word "Kleenex" used to describe any facial tissue, or "Vaseline" as a term for a competing petroleum jelly. Other commonyms include, Band-Aid, ChapStick, Popsicle, and Q-tip.

Some former trademarks have become generic terms after a long life as commonyms, such as aspirin (formerly trademarked by Bayer) and escalator (a former trademark of the Otis Elevator Company.)

If Apple doesn't protect it's trademark, iPod will become a commonym for an MP3 player.

commonym by JohnGoodman January 22, 2009

comps leech 

A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.

Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???

Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.

Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.

Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.

comps leech by moraleboatanchor May 1, 2013

rafael correa 

A Socialist dictator of the Republic of Ecuador who is responsible for 55% unemployment, debt that is more than triple the amount of the population, the Petroleum barrel selling at 20 USD, the selling of a percentage of the Amazon rainforest for failure to pay a debt of China because he sells and pays his party more than what is constitutional, changes the constitution for his favor, took out the judges of the country and placed them with judges who are unqualified but a part of his party, currently has Galapagos on hold for China if taxes and debt dates aren't met. This is only the basic aside from the social injustices such as imprisoning and spending 300k USD every weekend to humiliate underaged children of the opposition and asks his followers to attack them on social media.

BUT YEAH.
RAFAEL CORREA.
THE DEVIL SPAWN OF FIDEL CASTRO.

~I swear that girl is stupid I am going to tell her off in front of the whole class!!

-Dude you sound so scary right now!
~WHY?!
-BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE THE DICTATOR RAFAEL CORREA

rafael correa by narcnasfcf June 19, 2016