bong cheeks

A persons cheeks that are sunkin in due to excessive marijuana use

You really need to stop smoking man you got some serious bong cheeks goin on there!

by undar8d January 31, 2018

The Reverse Bong

A bong with a black hole in the bottom that inhales you instead of you inhaling it.

Wanna take a hit from The Reverse Bong? It'll take you outta this world.

by Pineapples01 November 19, 2017

Bong Immunity

When a water pipe is in the possession of a person, thus entitling them to a status in which they may not be physically touched by other person(s) in the room.

Timmy: I'm going to give you some pats, maybe a scoop-dunk?

Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!

by All900koroks August 25, 2021

Mr. Bong

n.

When someone acts like Mr. Bean when they’re high.

“Dude, what’s going on with Brad? Why is he making that face?”
“He goes full Mr. Bong when he smokes”
“Dude what.”

by drflips June 05, 2018

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 17, 2025

Silly willy bing bong

Wagwan! Silly willy is a person who is a fuck boy and always wants to have sex

Omg he’s such a ‘silly willy bing bong’

by Em wagwan June 22, 2019

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021