Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

by Washoe March 10, 2015

prime bean

A prime bean is a ghetto/hood South American person.

Wow that guy is a prime bean, he's even in a bean machine! (shitty car)

by bustcheeks April 12, 2016

supreme beaner

A Mexican who fishes in ditches, sewers or storm drains. Often sighted in the greater Houston area.

Pedro is a supreme beaner. I don't know how he doesn't get hepatitis when he goes fishing.

by Biggins McGee September 17, 2016

Zellie bean

A person with no visual misconception she is just beautiful inside as she looks outside, a life changing young woman that Saved my life, she is the meaning of true love

She has no flaws and is my reason to smile.

I love you Zellie.

Zelbeanie <3

I love you..

Hey Zell!
Zellie bean!

by Gu3ssWh0 September 17, 2016

airry bean bag

Old man balls with enough hair to knit a sweeter

Saw some dude taking poo in the woods and his plum sack and pubes were touching the floor " told my buddy that's one Airry bean bag"

by Airry o la May 20, 2017

Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.

"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.

by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017