Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever

Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect”

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”

by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021

albertville

Fire hydrant capitol of the world..middle of nowhere...yeehaw

Albertville Alabama

by Yomamaandthem November 30, 2021

Albertico

Albertico is the nicest man/boy you will ever meet if you have ever meet an Albertico you know that they are the most respectful, kind hearted, smart, funny, and charming person you know and they are very sexy and attractive to others it’s like a wormhole or something when you fall in love it’s a never ending cycle of a waiting game with him that is one of his flaws out of the meany perfections Albertico has.

Girl 1- have you meet Albertico yet
Girl 2- no why
Girl 1- he is so nice and ho- never mind anyway.

by The stallion 2.0 November 30, 2021

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Alberto

Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.

Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar

by statefarm_official March 27, 2022