Vagina Gremlin

A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.

"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."

by Nathanus Maximus April 20, 2012

Playing Vagina DJ

when a female plays with herself fiercely to the point it look like shes on turntables.

Me: I walked in on your girlfriend playing vagina dj man

Denzel: cool story bro....

by eEpidemic January 1, 2012

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010

Vagene

The slang term for vagina used by heavily sex craving Indian males

Hi, please show my your nice warm juicy vagene I will give you dick pics

by Krispywitch235 August 22, 2017

vageola

What vaginas will be known as in the future once they become highly-evolved enough into being even more feminine. Vageolas will always be tight, pink, & naturally lubed. Vageola can be used to complement a nice vagina of today.

One of the greater accomplishments genetic engineering will be bringing us is the vageola.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 11, 2009

vaginese

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.

Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...

by Siththa G January 19, 2008