slut vaccine

The new vaccine for HPV (an STD,human papillomavirus (HPV).
Meant to imply that HPV is a disease of promiscuity. (Actually untrue.) The vaccine is intended to thwart HPV which is generally responsible for cervical cancer.

Mom #1: I think my daughter should get that new slut vaccine. She's starting to have sex with her boyfriend.

Mom #2: Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Too bad it didn't exist when we were kids.

by Merezz September 16, 2006

vaccuum

when a girl sucks on a guys cock and eat his gizz then reverses and throws it back up on him

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Vaccum

One who sucks face with someone, to the point of swallowing his or her head.

Did you see Nichole in the hallway with her boyfriend? What a vaccume!

by theonewiththeface April 28, 2009

Designer Vaccine

When profit-driven manufacturers would be launching a range of vaccines that aim to target specific Covid-19 variants, with varying pricing based on their infectivity, transmissivity, and mortality rates—for example, the vaccine for the more transmissible Omicron variant may cost less than the vaccine for the deadlier Delta variant.

With current booster shots proving to be semi-effective against Covid-19, manufacturers’ next creative move is to come up with designer vaccines to further boost their profitability.

by MathPlus January 25, 2022

vacation dick

Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick

Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

vaccine flop-sweat

One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.

So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.

by YAWA January 23, 2021