Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Thetugburn

Work Dick

The type of dick that means business and gets shit done. Also, found to be well groomed.

Girl 1: So John and I finally had sex last night.
Girl 2: And?

Girl 1: smiles It was some good work dick.

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Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick

Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.

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"Pick the dick." When a girl scouts the crowd with her fellow bitches to find dat dick.

At da club

Girl 1: Alright, girls. PTD time.
Girl 2: My vagar is up.
Girl 3: Found one yet?
Girl 4: Still Looking.
Girl 2: Found one!

PTD by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

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