Vaccum

The (definitely) proper way to spell vaccum

Hey, why do you spell vacuum as v-a-c-c-u-m?
Because it’s the proper way to spell it
That’s not how you spell i-
Shut up
Anyway I have I have to say vaccum in here to submit this
What?

by @nobodyisanybody January 17, 2023

Vaccum

A person who your trying to avoid but sucks you back into talking to them repeatedly.

"Dude Ashley is such a vaccum to you!"

"Ugh I know, I promised myself I wouldnt talk to her but I couldnt help it!"

by Rachiebabe340 June 30, 2011

Vaccum

One who sucks face with someone, to the point of swallowing his or her head.

Did you see Nichole in the hallway with her boyfriend? What a vaccume!

by theonewiththeface April 29, 2009

vaccume

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".

{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!

by Telephony September 03, 2013

vaccum

A word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is "vacuum".

Guy: Hey, this vaccum really sucks things up!
Girl: Don't you mean the "vacuum" does?

by BostonLiz March 27, 2007

vaccum

A surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "vacuum".

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åš#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some true douchenoozle vaccumed up light bulbs!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 10, 2021

vaccuming

a way of masturbation with stickin your penis in the vaccum attachment and turning it on suck to pleasure yourself

my vaccum makes me horny becuase i vaccum everyn night

by petesgay@bl March 27, 2005