vaccum

A word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is "vacuum".

Guy: Hey, this vaccum really sucks things up!
Girl: Don't you mean the "vacuum" does?

by BostonLiz April 1, 2007

vaccum

A surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "vacuum".

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åš#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some true douchenoozle vaccumed up light bulbs!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 10, 2021

Vaccum

The (definitely) proper way to spell vaccum

Hey, why do you spell vacuum as v-a-c-c-u-m?
Because it’s the proper way to spell it
That’s not how you spell i-
Shut up
Anyway I have I have to say vaccum in here to submit this
What?

by @nobodyisanybody January 17, 2023

Vaccum

A person who your trying to avoid but sucks you back into talking to them repeatedly.

"Dude Ashley is such a vaccum to you!"

"Ugh I know, I promised myself I wouldnt talk to her but I couldnt help it!"

by Rachiebabe340 July 1, 2011

vaccum

a cleaning utensil, commomly used to fight people, and threaten people or cats.

I'm gonna whoop your ass with this vaccum!

by vaccumfighter November 25, 2006

Vaccum

One who sucks face with someone, to the point of swallowing his or her head.

Did you see Nichole in the hallway with her boyfriend? What a vaccume!

by theonewiththeface April 28, 2009

vaccum

A "cleaning" device that can be made many different ways, but door knocking salesman will sell you the same piece of junk for a thousand dollars. Don't buy it. Go to wal-mart and get one on clearence *hint* (they all work the same)

Kirby Vaccums($1500), Oreck($800), Rainbow($1300), Filter Queen($1800)

by Colin Thorthan March 25, 2007