hairy turnculs

An original poster who does nothing but masterbate and post shit memes on 9gag

That guy who posted about dyslexic breasts was a real hairy turnculs

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

Cheeky turn

The cheeky turn is when someone attempts to kiss you on the cheek & whilst they are atrempting to do so, you quickly turn your head so that they accidentally kiss you on the lips.

"Dude, I can't believe he did the cheeky turn on her".

"I know right, that was hilarious".

by Cheeky-turn March 1, 2018

Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.

by Mesimu August 24, 2018

Zed Turn

Turning your fleet around without any care for their safety or speed for the purpose of saving a single member.

Oh man he just did a zed turn

by totalinotabot September 19, 2018

Julie Turner

Julie Turner defines as a young, experienced philosopher who may eat their own victims at their own pleasure, using aggressive, mlg, communist slurs to such person's children and excessive neo-nazi attractions at the headquarters of Derby.

Often shortened to julieh.

Harvey: Woah did you just see that woman, damn, I'd bring her home, make her a good dinner and fuck her.
Tom: Harvey are you ridiculous, that rare species is a Julie Turner! You better be careful she doesn't decrease the surplus population!

by DaBeastJJG January 19, 2019

anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019