When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.
by noodlesmom August 21, 2013
Get the Waffle hairmug. During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.
by InsincereApology August 1, 2016
Get the Salty Wafflemug. A vagina that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it's period. The term "lava" is used because it looks like a volcano. The term "waffle" is from the term "blue waffle."
Sawyer: Dude! Guess what?!?
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!
by Fetish King March 4, 2011
Get the Lava Wafflemug. by thatonesexymotherfucker October 8, 2016
Get the not safe for wafflesmug. 
"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."
by icemft99 January 2, 2009
Get the twat wafflemug. by Halo@sea July 2, 2005
Get the roffel wafflemug.