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The One Shoe

A shoe that has lost it's SOLE mate, ha ha. A disgarded lonely shoe, that can be seen on any street across the nation, symbol of disposible society.
You know, there’s a lot of things wrong with the world, famine, war, slavery, rape,
abuse, drugs, the list goes on. But let’s not talk about them; let’s talk about the serious
stuff. For instance, The One Shoe.
by Beadle September 29, 2003
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the oh-fuck milisecond

The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.
-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there
by sam58743895340789 February 18, 2009
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The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.
The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.
by c-hat-e January 21, 2013
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The octopus

When a girl is getting Double Vaginal Double Anal while also sucking two cocks and jacking off an additional 2. In total 8 dicks 1 woman.
The Octopus, when one chick gets 8 dicks!
by Lemmrx December 15, 2016
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shootin the other shit

Spewin everywhere like crazy. I'm talkin' spittin that jizz like Richard Simmons sucks dick, like nobodys mothafuckin business.
Harold: Wanna chill tonite Steve, just shoot the shit?

Steve: Naw, I'm busy...in 10 I'll be shootin the other shit all over Linda tonite.

Linda: Harold, son, could you take out the garbage?
by Swifty Cumberdale January 9, 2008
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Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009
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Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"
by givin 8:11 February 7, 2010
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