bat tits

When a women's breasts stick to her underarms due to excess moisture or any other reason undefined. Then spreading her arms to release, the result is a visual like a bat, or bat wings for a women.

Do and I were in the club, when a gal with no bra on wearing a silk tank top lifted her arms to raise the roof, as if not embarrasing enough, she also showed the whole club her Bat Tits.

by The Origional Banana Hammock January 6, 2007

Bitch Tits

I man with large breasts!

Son: Dad, do you need a bra
Dad: What?

Son: Dad you have freaking man boobs
Dad: Why are you looking?! No I don't!
Son: BITCH TITS! HAHAHAHA!
Dad: WHAT?! -slaps son-

by MadHatter96 December 3, 2010

spaggy tits

tits that no one should ever touch because they are just plain nasty

i was about to have sex with this fine ass girl...she took off her shirt and she had the spaggiest tits ever

by Sean July 22, 2004

nun tits

Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.

Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.

by DingoDongo February 12, 2009

Pig Tits

A male who frequents the Huzzah Valley, slave name Justin.

Hey, look at the pig tits on that one!

by mavfizzle May 21, 2011

your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007