the shocker

Two scratch the itch, one is a bitch.

The shocker? Come on, at first insertion, two scratch her itch, the other's a bitch.

by Electric Barbarella November 1, 2007

shock on

to assassinate

im gunna shock on you

by Big LJ August 27, 2006

shockatock

like a panic attack

oh my god! im having a shockatock!

by emily February 5, 2004

shock and awe

This describes the feeling you get when you get mad at something, then later have no harsh feelings towards it, such as a video game.

"Dude, i was playing Halo 2's single player campaign, i was about to beat the level, when an elite came from behind me and killed me. I was so mad i through my controller out the window. A few hours later, i played the game as though this event never happened, and i was happy. It was like some form of shock and awe.

by Jack Hoff stole my name July 14, 2008

Shock 'n awe

To cum in a girls eyes then slap her in the face

Hey, i shock 'n awed my girl last night

NO WAI?!

by lolotronic May 1, 2009

any clan shock wave member

big faggots that are gay and are stupid

shock unnamed,crow,screed,swift,imp,swift,format

by GUEST June 4, 2003

Shockalate

This is an event which happens when you are dying to take a shit (and you know its a godzilla like turd) but there is no toilet nearby. Suddenly you are 'shocked' to find its too 'late' cause the godzilla turd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!

Note: 'Shock' + 'Late' forms the word Shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) shits.

Ben: Dude are there any toilets nearby?

Bob: No man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.

(couple minutes later)

Ben: Damnit I just had a shockalate!

by Sicko-Speirs January 14, 2009