smart balance

Frankie’s favorite butter

I can’t eat my toast without some smart balance!

by Fatman July 28, 2018

Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018

Smartass

an ass thats smart lol

i like smartass

by fucknutshitface November 4, 2018

Smartassnessness

The act of telling a joke and everyone around finding it funny except the person being spoken too.

It’s not being a asshole it’s being funny

It’s called smartassnessness look it up

by “Preacher” November 13, 2018

smart retard

a smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.

by TripTrapL November 21, 2018

Smart

Something I'm not.

I wish I was smart

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

smarge

Related to online sizing. You order it and it says it's a small. but actually it's a large. Small meets large is smarge.

The shirt from Justfab was a smarge.

by Live a Little February 18, 2019