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Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.
Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!
by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018
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Eskimo Sisters

Two females who are either currently sleeping with the same man or have slept with the same man in the past
Oh so he’s fuckin you too? We eskimo sisters.

You aint my sister bitch.
by Nobody’s bitch September 28, 2018
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sistah puh-lease

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.
1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
by koscar February 10, 2005
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sissor sister

women who has sexual intercourse with other women in the shape of two sissors cutting at each other.
"Helga and I totally are sissor sisters together"
by c!rclec!rcled0td0t February 5, 2010
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el-sisi

el-sisi

Noun: a brutal, repugnant, violent, ignorant, stupid military dictator, who authorizes the massacre of hundreds of his own country's citizens.

Verb: to authorize the killing of hundreds of civilians.
Noun: "Ghadaffi, Idi Amin, Mobutu, Than Shwe, Assad, Ceausescu, Karimov, Assad: they're all a bunch of el-sisis." -- historian Thomas Q. Fellows.

Verb (to el-sisi): "Looking more broadly at the situation in Egypt, el-sisiing is not going to solve anything," said Cavid Dameron, "We don't support this violence; it is despicable to el-sisi one's political opponents."

Noun and verb: "Our traditional cooperation cannot continue as usual when some idiot el-sisi is authorizing the el-sisiing of civilians in the streets and rights are being rolled back," said Orack Babama, "Whether it occurs in Syria or North Korea or Libya or Egypt, an el-sisi is not worthy of US support."
by Suilbup August 21, 2013
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big sister

Government surveillance efforts that utilize surrepitious methods and deny any involvement because they lack the testicular fortitude to defend their own actions.
"Red light cameras are classic Big Brother, but NSA scanning of Google Earth footage is totally Big Sister."
by RandalPnk October 16, 2007
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