Canadian Goose Shine

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

by diggle whisper June 16, 2018

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Sinead

This damn dirty ho is always drinking tea and smoking weed. Has degenerative tourettes, and symptoms of this include bursting into song or dance or both.

Appearance may vary. On most occasions, however, the wild Sinead is seen wearing a heavy sleeved quilt comparable to the vomit of a grandma who had moments before swallowed muticoloured spools of yarn. She also appears unnaturally close in appearance to Velma Dinkley.
The wild Sinead also attempts to impose upon surrounding humans the feeling that she is tough and not to be trifled with. In truth, she is perhaps the most docile creature to ever walk the earth.

"Yo, you see that bitch Sinead today?"
"Nah, my guy. I don't know her. Can you describe her?"
"Well, this damn dirty ho is always drinking tea and smoking weed. Has degenerative tourettes, and symptoms of this include bursting into song or dance or both.

Appearance may vary. On most occasions, however, the wild Sinead is seen wearing a heavy sleeved quilt comparable to the vomit of a grandma who had moments before swallowed muticoloured spools of yarn. She also appears unnaturally close in appearance to Velma Dinkley.
The wild Sinead also attempts to impose upon surrounding humans the feeling that she is tough and not to be trifled with. In truth, she is perhaps the most docile creature to ever walk the earth."
"Aight, sweet my G."
"Yo, you wanna suck my dick, homie?"
"Boy do I, niBBa!"

by JamesBarrettIsATotallyRealName February 28, 2018

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