softoff

Not being able to get a erection.

That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff".

by Crankman November 7, 2006

Soft

Cocaine. Crack is hard as opposed to "soft" powder cocaine. Also known as "salt"

You want that hard? Or that soft?

by Ali J December 20, 2004

Softbatch

A wuss or a soft person

Jim is a softbatch

by Robb Ball December 20, 2003

soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.

Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.

by A.T. y'all April 1, 2011

SOFA

Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.

"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"

by ElkTwin May 2, 2006

soft

UK----------->boy

snuggies, charmin, cookies, cream, teddy Bear, blanket, pillow, huggies, quilt, sheets, feathers, cotton balls, cotton, and mink soft

by Gotyapunk August 4, 2010

softied

to be softied to be insulted beyond reply

paul is not happy after being softied by his wive paula deanos mum.

barbara was delghted as she softies paul

by cLEWLOW August 28, 2006