Softbatch
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soft batch
n.: One who lacks dedication to their involvements and often backs out when things become complicated or difficult. The opposite of one who is hardcore.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
"You're soft batch! Every time we wanna play paintball you've got some excuse for why you can't go!"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
soft batch by Bladesilver March 13, 2004
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Skutbatch
A combined word defining someone who has the personality traits of a skank, slut, backstabber and bitch. Useful for calling someone all of the above in one, efficient word.
Example 1
Jane: Did you hear? Molly totally made out with Katie's boyfriend on Friday night.
Anne: Legit?! That skutbatch!
Jane: Did you hear? Molly totally made out with Katie's boyfriend on Friday night.
Anne: Legit?! That skutbatch!
Skutbatch by NeedfulThings May 20, 2010
soft batch
A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.
soft batch by TunaSled July 6, 2003
Softstache
The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.
There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.
Softstache by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010
Soft-batch
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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