bremelo 

term popularized by Sir Mix Alot to describe a large, unattractive woman who resides in or frequents the city of Bremerton, WA to establish "relations" with Navy personnel.

shes a bremelo

bremelo by sick December 15, 2003

bremelo 

a term coined by Sir Mix-a-Lot referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Bremerton, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. Bremelos can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles.

I heard that Barnes hooked up with a bremelo he met at the Fuzzy Naval last night!

bremelo by Sassybaskets February 26, 2008

bremelo

(noun)
Pronounced: /ˈbrɛməloʊ/

Also spelled: bremelo or bremelow

1. (derogatory, primarily West Sound/Navy slang)
A woman (almost always a dependent spouse or girlfriend) from or deeply tied to Bremerton, Washington, who embodies the worst stereotypes of a “dependapotamus.” Usually spotted in a lifted truck she didn’t pay for, a Tricare card, and bonus points if she has ship or military tattoos without being in the military.

2. (positive or neutral, regional cultural pride)
A person (any gender) who is either raised in, stationed in, or chronically returns to, or is otherwise culturally claimed by Kitsap Peninsula area. Typically military-adjacent in some way. Such as working in the shipyard or in aerospace/defense contracting. Owns more guns and/or energetic materials than strictly necessary for civilian life, with extreme versions of this can be seen as training for something like a zombie apocalypse ect. Strong knowledge of Pinoy culture, could also be mixed raced or is outright Filipino. Highly influenced by Japanese culture through fashion or style for no reason such as cool shades, boots, jackets or vehicle. They look like they’re about to clear a room in a cyberpunk anime even though they’re just going to the NEX or All-Star Lanes.

Other key identifiers...
Uses the term "across the water" when referring to either the Seattle or Bremerton side.

For definition 1 (derogatory):
"She ain’t even Navy but has sailor tattoos on her thigh after they eloped… classic bremelo behavior."

For definition 2 (positive/neutral pride):
Dude’s a straight Bremelo: just got back from six months OTD in Japan, worked straight 80s the whole time, and when he touched down he bought a niiice bike even though he literally just bought one less than a year ago.

My new shop buddy said ‘Yo, you shoot?’ so I respond about checking out some local gun shops, to which he responds "Nah"— this Bremelo sends me some random GPS coordinates for the middle of literally nowhere on some logging road. I pull up and it’s like twenty trucks in a circle, coolers on tailgates and Filipino BBQ going. Someone’s blasting rap, r&b and some random anime music. We shot for about six hours, burned probably two grand in ammo, and nobody was keeping score. That’s when I knew I was rolling with real Bremelos.”

They invited this random Bremelo to the range, on the surface looks like a normal weeaboo girl -- who likes san-x, has a blinged out phone, huge plush keychains and pastel colors. You assume she’s just the homies’ tag-along girlfriend or a “dependapotamus” to hang around and just watch the guys shoot... She brought her own gear and calibrates it from 100 to 500 yards like it’s nothing, without any help from the guys! It felt like was straight out of a scene! I found out she doesn't even watch anime even though her style says otherwise...

bremelo by Spadionkle November 30, 2025

bremalo 

Made popular by rap star, Sir Mixalot, Bremalo became a well used term to describe the women of Bremerton, Washington, Mixalots hometown.

"Yo, that chick hitting on that Navy dude is a Bremalo!"

bremalo by OL' Painless April 12, 2008

bremelow 

A large over-wieght non-atractive woman that hits on sailors near bremerton naval base in washington state.

sailor 1 " so did you hook up with any chicks at the bar last night?"

sailor 2 "no man, i drank so much i passed out and woke up in bed with another fat chick."

sailor 1 "dam guy, you gotta watch out for those bremelows"

bremelow by bremelowbait November 14, 2011

Bremerlow

what military personel refer to as the local indigenous people when stationed in Bremerton Washington

Guy 1: dude this mall sucks theres no hot chicks here and everyone here is on the crispy cream diet.

Guy 2: naw man thats just the bremerlows make sure you dont have any food on you

Bremerlow by adrian00001 June 9, 2011

Bremelin 

One of the sweetest silliest most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She's not the best at expressing her emotions but will show love in the best way she can. If she likes you consider yourself one of the luckiest people alive. Never let her go, no matter what.

Have you seen Bremelin recently?, she looks amazing.

Bremelin by Iggysinthegrass February 3, 2019