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Rock Robster 

The act of cumming all over your partners hands while she yells out "I am the Robster, Coo-Coo-Ca-Choo!"
I gave your sister a Rock Robster last night and she still hasn't washed her hands.
Rock Robster by Rock Robster January 23, 2009
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When you want someone to pass you the rock (basketball)
"Hey, Rock Me""
"Rock me!"
"I'm wide open, rock me"
"I got this guy, it's BBQ chicken, he just told me his girlfriend cheated on him, rock me, baby"
Rock me by Black Poodle June 9, 2018

Rock the mike 

Slang term used in ghetto areas for blowjobs.
Do you know how to rock the mike?
She is really rocking the mike everytime that I see her.
Rock the mike by Kerin February 3, 2004

rock climbing

Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.
Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"
rock climbing by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Rock Tumbler 

When two or more people get into a garbage bag, close it, and have sex while tumbling down flights of stairs.

Very common in Eastern Asia.
Soon-Kwok Woo and Aika Sekihotai set the world record for "Rock Tumbling" down 65 flights of stairs without stoping. All that was left of them inside the bag was a gooey, oriental mush.
Rock Tumbler by JJ January 19, 2004

Rock Monkey 

A person hu likes lots of different types of rock music and wears lots of different styles of clothes and therefore is not a goth, skater, emo, punk or any other stereotype. They kind of swing between styles (like a monkey). Hence the name.
Adam: 'Jess was listenin to evanescence this mornin.'
Jake: 'so?....'
Adam: 'but yesterday she was listenin to Nirvana and the day before she was listenin to Bullet but she has a fallout boy bag. Is she confused or just wierd?'.
Jake: 'Ye dude shes a rock monkey.'
Rock Monkey by Pocoyo July 18, 2006