podddin

listening to your ipod

guy 1: what you up to?
guy 2: podddin some t-pain

by terry_orange August 12, 2009

podyssey

literally "pot odyssey"

differs from simply "cruising" because cruising lasts at the most 4 or 5 hours while pot odysseys can last for much longer.

usually the length of the pot odyssey is undetermined at the start, because many pot odysseys are a mistake of toking too much.

when one is cruising, he/she is just getting munchies food or going to parties, but podysseys involve those as well as doing stupid retarded/random shit such as:::

-taking craps in neighbor's yards
-jumping into a lake

-driving into the woods to toke
-getting attacked by wild animals while in said woods
-getting into some form of trouble amongst people
-pathos or an emotional ending to the night

*if the definition is not entirely clear, many stoner films include podysseys, most famously "harold and kumar" or "pineapple express"

"dude that podyssey last night was insane!! And the way that guy was chasing us with a bat down 5th?? hahaha omg!!"
"dude i know! it was scary but hilarious"

by surfergeorge113 February 27, 2010

Podium finish

There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".

While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"

"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"

"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"

"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"

by podium.finish May 1, 2010

Podging

(Verb): To be taking part in PDA (Public Display of Affection); displaying your affection towards a partner in public, often creating an awkward situation for bystanders.

I was sitting on the couch and Tod and Darla were TOTALLY podging... awkward.

by ABC123HALLIE November 30, 2010

Podstalking

Looking through someone's music playing device without them knowing.

I was podstalking Hunter the other day; he has some really weird music in his iPod

by Dodecaheadron December 1, 2010

podangit

1. an expression of annoyance, similar but not equivalent to dang it. 2. a sarcastic dismissal of another sarcastic statement made by someone else 3. an interjection summing up feelings of disgust, displeasure, exasperation, irritation, frustration, and just overall ticked off-ness.

Austin: Oh btw man, my xbox is down today.
Gabe: PODANGIT!

Lizi: and then I slipped on a banana peel and landed on my face!
Gabe: zomg I've totally done that too!
Lizi: ...I was kidding.
Gabe: Podangit.

by thassridikuhless December 8, 2010

podge lodge

a family of people with the unfortune to be fat by genetics, often resulting with genetic diseases like diabetes and heart problems

Margie's from a serious podge lodge. Even her 13 year old sister is over 200 pounds.

Though Jack himself was skinny, he married the obese Lisa and they happily raised a podge lodge together.

by pedobear3586 February 23, 2011