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Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.
A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019
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Peanut

A nickname given by worshipers of SCP-173
"Peanut is our lord and savior."
by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020
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Peanut Butter Suit

U.S. Marine Corps slang for the old Tropical Uniform which somewhat looked like peanut butter......this uniform was fazed out in the mid 70's for the light weight Green Uniform
Time to change from Wool Greens to the Peanut Butter suit..
by Goldwinger July 6, 2012
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Peanut Butter Gulag

Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.
My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.
by socrasstitties June 3, 2018
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Peanut divider

The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.
The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.

What’s wrong with your nuts man?

Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.
by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023
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Peanut butter passout

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017
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