What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!
by Panda Loverr January 12, 2009
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Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise
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by jfdksjfdks November 13, 2011
Get the Panda mug.A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.
"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
by Relationflip July 1, 2014
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by Sissy76583 December 25, 2017
Get the Pandacorn mug.A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.
by forkyy May 6, 2011
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