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Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION
"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"

Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood

i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)

Would you rather...

Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood

unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus
Oakwood by Micah February 18, 2005
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Oak Crest 

the best middle school in the world and beats digeno on the scale of amazingness and everyone needs to transfer
WHere do you go?

Oak Crest

Oh lucky, i go to digeno

HAAAAA!!!!!!!
Michael: How are you feeling?
Max: Just woke up, pretty oaky.
Oaky by dickmuncher93 May 23, 2018
Best fookin' band out there! Made up of two very ape like brothers and some other guys, Noel is one of, if not THE best song writer alive and Liams vocals...well they're ace. And they have personallity. Sure, the brothers are twats, but BRILLIANT twats.
Go buy Definately Maybe or (Whats the story) Morning Glory? Let the music do the talkin'.
oasis by Canny December 6, 2003
Hey look at that girl in the tight dress. She looks like she is ready to P O A T.
P O A T by Rev. E June 26, 2010
GAY TOWN THAT IS LIKE 30 MILES FROM DALLAS TEXAS. AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN RED OAK MOOCH OFF OF WAXAHACHIES RESTRAUNTS AND MOVIE THEATER. RED OAK A.K.A. DEAD OAK SUCKS ! WAXAHACHIE IS BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo, waxahachie is way better than red oak , or should i say DEAD OAK!!!!!
red oak by shourt are COOL December 28, 2010