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noodle struddle

a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.
Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle

Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle
by Christinapk December 27, 2007
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Noobsword

A noobsword, or n00bsabre, is a weapon which is given to all n00bs. It is hideously weak, with nothing that could impress anyone (attack or decoration) and not worth jack. It is commonly used by clueless n00bs, froobs, or any other term for new, clueless idiot to a game-or in conjunction with the disguise of a veteran MMORPG player who doesn't want true noobs to pester him endlessly.
Types of n00bswords include:
Bronze swords and training swords from runescape-ever since Tutorial Island was introduced, they have been shoved into the hands of eager n00bs. Come to think of it, it pretty much counts for any sword below Runite.
lvl 3 noob: w00t I m teh pwn@ge w/ m7 1337 training sword and shield!
Veteran player: roflmao, those are Noobswords. they suck? I've got dragon battleaxe and obby shield.


lvl 3 (obviously clueless): my training sword pwns! DM n00b!
Veteran player: Sigh.
at the duel arena...
lvl 3: wtf I keep hitting 0s!
veteran player pwns n00b in one hit.
veteran player: and remember kids, training swords suck, and so do all other Noobswords like bronze! along with that, don't use 1337!
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Noodle a la mode

The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.
That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.
by MastadonWeindog May 17, 2011
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Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles
Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh
by dirty facts May 9, 2019
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Fat Noodle

Extremely wide penis considered to be a myth originating from Outer Mongolia. This elusive create has never been documented or photographed.
Hey lady check out this Fat Noodle.
by FunBuck August 19, 2008
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wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.
by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017
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funky doodle noodle

1. ahh my parents are having funky doodle noodle!!!

2. are they funky doodle noodle-ing?
by banana721 February 28, 2009
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