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A noobsword, or n00bsabre, is a weapon which is given to all n00bs. It is hideously weak, with nothing that could impress anyone (attack or decoration) and not worth jack. It is commonly used by clueless n00bs, froobs, or any other term for new, clueless idiot to a game-or in conjunction with the disguise of a veteran MMORPG player who doesn't want true noobs to pester him endlessly.
Types of n00bswords include:
Bronze swords and training swords from runescape-ever since Tutorial Island was introduced, they have been shoved into the hands of eager n00bs. Come to think of it, it pretty much counts for any sword below Runite.
lvl 3 noob: w00t I m teh pwn@ge w/ m7 1337 training sword and shield!
Veteran player: roflmao, those are Noobswords. they suck? I've got dragon battleaxe and obby shield.


lvl 3 (obviously clueless): my training sword pwns! DM n00b!
Veteran player: Sigh.
at the duel arena...
lvl 3: wtf I keep hitting 0s!
veteran player pwns n00b in one hit.
veteran player: and remember kids, training swords suck, and so do all other Noobswords like bronze! along with that, don't use 1337!
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noobwork 

Form of work that requires minimum to no intelligence. Usually something as a simple task.
Example 1:

Person 1:"Hey, Joe! You do the remedial math homework?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was noobwork, fool."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Yo, let's go take out the trash!"
Person 2: "That's noobwork, I'm going to ignite mine."
noobwork by NamanM September 28, 2006
Related Words

Nooblord 

A term used in multiple games, saying that the player is extremely unskilled and terrible.
This guy Bill was feeding in League, what a nooblord.
Nooblord by JamesMcJameson April 20, 2013

NOOBLORD 

people who play league of legends are noob lords.
"hey kayle stop dying to creeps you nooblord!"

"hey least i don't have stacked dorans shields!"
NOOBLORD by 1356890 January 16, 2012
Like a jobsworth but much, much worse.
The twat doing this audit is a nobsworth
Nobsworth by Dicky Miller August 21, 2018
a noun form of noob, this word instensifys the noob making him a noobsor
In counterstrike if you consectivly mual a player then you can call him a noobsor, the ultimate insult.
noobsor by Frequent Flyer August 24, 2003

Noobswarm 

Inundation by a large group of noobs
After the training session ended the seasoned representatives were noobswarmed and had to spend the majority of their time answering dumb questions.
Noobswarm by Symalus August 13, 2010