Mayo Minion

A racial slur against white people.

Usually used sarcastically.

Becky: You know what? I’m going to put that uppity black bitch in her place!
Shaniqua: Shiver me timbers! The Mayo Minion is approaching hahaha!

by HippoFart June 16, 2024

Mayosapian

Mayosapian: adj.

A Bland, tasteless and greasy person. Lacking substance, character or personality; slick, with little substance. Typically in the middle of everything.

BART exhibits the worst of Mayosapian behavior when he speaks about elite manners with a mouthful of food.

by Bl4ckBetty December 10, 2024

mayonnaise helicopter

An act in which a person with a male appendage grabs the base of their penis and swings the tip in a violent, circular motion, while ejaculating.

Girl: So what did you have in mind for tonight?
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.

by MayoCopter January 3, 2025

Mayoneez

You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.

"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/

by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025

mayodogging

The act of taking a poop and then standing up and ejaculating on it, giving it the appearance of a hotdog dressed with mayonnaise

Austin: Someones been mayodogging my toilet, and doesn't even flush afterwards.
Guy: fucked up

by Mayodogstealer January 30, 2025

Mayosexual

Usually used as an insult (the "mayo" referring to mayonnaise), a mayosexual is a morbidly obese person whose hormone disruption and physical changes from excess adipose tissue (fat cells) has caused them to lose their sexual capacity, identity, and/or interest, and to become fiercely argumentative if it is identified that they have any physical weight, mental, or sexual health problems.

This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.

Pride march used to be so hot. Now there are so many bears, big butches, and mayosexuals on scooters.

by ShrubsMcGrubs February 24, 2025

Mayomoiselle

Traditionally a delightful feminine condiment, a creamy concoction, a sophisticated spread... basically, mayonnaise with a French flair and a touch of sexy elegance. Think of it as the queen of creamy white dressings, oozing from her hole, ruling the realm of sandwiches and salads with a delicate, tangy hand

"I want Mayomoiselle, please! My salad needs a touch of French creamy royalty!."

by Mayo Slave April 21, 2025