by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022
Get the Fuckin Johnnymug. A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
Get the Johnny Spillanemug. Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them
by Slabi December 2, 2021
Get the Dawson Johnnymug. A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.
Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
by Scootero June 13, 2021
Get the Johnny Hollywoodmug. Johnny Ray is fine asffffff and haves curly hair and he will take your bitch No KAP and know how to play basketball he has a good strap on him and can do finish and he is handsome he is very loyal and you can trust him his is one of the best left handed and can dribble and he is very nice and funny and attractive
by HOOPINNN April 13, 2024
Get the Johnny Raymug. Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
by Austys November 25, 2021
Get the Johnny crawl fish kinda nightmug. The Johnny Test haters.
by CN19M3P41C July 6, 2023
Get the Johnny Pestsmug.