A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.
by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021
Fill an ice tray with mostly milk, except a few of them must be filled with semen. Sit in a circle and pass around the "milk" on toothpicks. One of your friends will be gay before the night ends.
"Damn man, I had no fuckin' clue we were playin' French Roulette at that party last night"
"What happened?"
"I lost.."
"Hahahhaha, you faggot!"
"What happened?"
"I lost.."
"Hahahhaha, you faggot!"
by Jungle Juicy December 03, 2008
Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.
Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?
Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
by jiblkj September 29, 2006
When a man attempts to appear to have female genitalia by tucking his junk behind his thighs or in his crack.
My favorite part in <i>Ace Ventura: Pet Detective</i> was when they lifted up the skirt on the lady and it turned out to be a guy doing a french tuck. It looked like a nasty case of hemorrhoids.
by poopstone July 11, 2006
by Etymologist July 31, 2006
by octopod January 24, 2004
A sexual act involving elderly breasts that resemble the popular French breakfast food known as Crêpes. This must include fruit of some kind such as Strawberries, Blueberries, ect. The fruit can be fresh or canned.
Hey your grandma had me over last night, things got a little crazy, and the next morning I was greeted with a nicely arranged French Breakfast.
by Krazypoloc June 06, 2011