2 definitions by Krazypoloc

French Breakfast

A sexual act involving elderly breasts that resemble the popular French breakfast food known as Crêpes. This must include fruit of some kind such as Strawberries, Blueberries, ect. The fruit can be fresh or canned.

Hey your grandma had me over last night, things got a little crazy, and the next morning I was greeted with a nicely arranged French Breakfast.

by Krazypoloc June 6, 2011

Warpathing

When women with hard heels on, walk around swiftly on hard wood floors.

Man these women are Warpathing hard today, I like it!

by Krazypoloc November 14, 2011