Pseudo-German

People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.

Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"

by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 9, 2009

Richard Gere'd

When a man saves a woman from her miserable life (due to having no money, a kid, being a whore, or all of the above) by taking her in and making her a normal person in return for sex (ie What Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman).

If that broke bitch wasn't Richard Gere'd by Jamal, she would still be out on the streets.

by sundaynightrevival August 30, 2010

Gerpes

Genital Herpes, usually found in hot tobs and swimming pools were aqua orgys occur and were bodily fluids are exchanged

Steve- "Yo lets take a dip in the hot tub"

Mike-"Nah brosky i dont wanna catch the gerpes"

by Big Sen August 2, 2008

germy bear

1. When let gummy bear soaks in water and it EXPANDDDS while singing German songs

Jade: Whatch that gummy bear in the water
Christine: Whoaa! it expandsss
"OMG! ITS A GERMY BEAR!"
.....starts singing german songs from choir class...

by slooooots November 4, 2010

German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.

Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.

by Besieged August 6, 2011

Gerick

Gerick’s are loyal, caring, funny, and stubborn people. They are often very smart and will never take the easy way out for anything. Gerick’s are also very hard to anger. The only things that truly make them angry or mad are when you make fun of or poke on someone they deeply love or care about. They love to show off and impress people they are in love with. If you have a Gerick, your guaranteed to have a steady relationship.

He’s so protective!
Gerick: Caring and protective

by EternalKarma October 28, 2018