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Eat and beat 

Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"

The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?

Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?

Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
Eat and beat by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
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eat your feelings 

Someone who is sad. Commonly known as emo. Eating your feelings as in go cry some more. Making fun of someone considered emo.
Why don't you go eat your feelings some more?
eat your feelings by PHMD. September 30, 2005
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eat the frog 

Giving a woman a good amount of oral sex, playing with that clitoris making her moan and scream.
After a night on the town and getting cozy in bed, my girl asked me to eat the frog.

eat the babies

when you eat a baby and you throw it back up through your mouth and then you fuck the dead baby like theres no tomorrow! And then you cut the baby up and stick them to trees, after this step you go back to the trees and take the remains of the baby down so no one will no of the murder you did.... next u eat the fuckin god damn baby like u did before.
hahah i just ate your FUCKING BABY! EAT THE BABIES!

eat teeth 

hitting someone in the mouth until they swallow their own teeth eventually shitting out their own teeth, shit teeth
"that bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i made her eat teeth"

"that chick grabbed my fat while i was fucking her so i made her eat teeth"

"lesley is such a bitch, next time i see her i'm going to make her eat teeth"
eat teeth by enforcer bear August 12, 2008

Eat a peach 

To eat ass all day
Shayna can really eat a peach!
Eat a peach by Allthefacts September 13, 2020

eat the shit 

When you're done shooting the shit, you eat it.
"Eat the shit!"
"No, eat YOUR shit!"
"HAHAHAHA"
eat the shit by Vixen Brown June 11, 2008