demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

demonishing

When some basic biatch is talking down to you at a bar, but you're right.

"She's demonishing me for drinking too much tonight"

by Basic female May 7, 2017

Democlese

A trial portion of an unfinished universe.

This life we live is simply a democlese

by Democlese June 26, 2017

Demon Kai

Demon kai is the sexiest voice you'll EVER hear. It's like an angel singing to you.

Girl: Ughhh exo kai is soooo hot <3
Guy: really? listen to this
Girl: *mortified*
Guy: Proof he sucks
Girl: WHY IS THIS FILE NAMED DEMON KAI??
Guy: *runs*

by Le Subaru August 22, 2017

demolitionist

An demolition engineer who "Sends It" 90% of the time, all the time. One who has qualified expert on multiple demolition ranges. An expert of demolition.

If you are very good handling explosives and you can prove yourself you become a demolitionist.

by Tracer1371 August 24, 2017

Demodog'n

To correct someone in a high-intensity situation.

Dustin: "Ok, it enslaves races of other dimensions by taking over their brains with its highly developed psionic powers."
Jim: "Oh my god, none of this is real, this is a kids game."
Dustin: "No, it's, it's, it's a manual. And it's not for kids and unless you know something that we don't this is the best metaphor..."
Lucas: "Analogy."
Dustin: "Analogy... That's what you're worried about?!"

Why are you Demodog'n me bro?!

by Blootrix October 31, 2017