Cowboy Coffee

Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.

The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.

by A. Beaverhausen June 27, 2014

a little cream in your coffee

this is used to insult someone that pisses you off who has a white mom and a black dad and acts like theyre ghetto.

"Hey Aziza,you got a lil cream in your coffee!"

by hahahaha May 13, 2005

Confefe

Coffee for liberal idiots or people with the IQ of 20

I was talking to a snowflake. I offered her some confefe for her safe space.

by hhKHHH June 3, 2017

Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.

My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.

by jgreene777 November 5, 2008

coffee postal

extremely energetic or snarky person all hopped up on caffeine. may be annoying. may be slightly crazy. may be pitching a fit, or working fast and furious. may be the next new legal defense, following the "Twinky defense."

1. Slow down on the espresso shots before you start getting all coffee postal !

2. Are you ADD or coffee postal?

by tenzen January 2, 2009

CoffeyLover

A normally kickass username or nickname, not referring to the drink "coffee". This name has been used all over, normally referring to a smart person who often is too hot to dream of, yet has the brains of a total nerd.

CoffeyLover is a great guy, good in bed, and has an amazing brain capacity!

by TheCoffeyLover October 5, 2009