MYLF

Mom YOU'D Like To F*** - MILF in the first person. If a woman is a MILF, her shirt would read "MYLF" because the term is directed to the viewer.

Bobby's Mom: I'm a MYLF
Teen Guy: You certainly are a MILF!

by jgreene777 March 28, 2009

Shidas Touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.

What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!

Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.

by jgreene777 June 08, 2010

Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.

My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.

by jgreene777 November 05, 2008

FMD

Fuck My Diet; used to declare that you are tired of your diet and you are going to eat whatever you want.

A: let's go to Abuelo's for lunch.
B: Why not?! FMD!

by jgreene777 July 06, 2010

Uglectomy

To remove the ugliness from something. Usually in reference to someone's face or other undesireable features.

"Man, did you see that chick? She's in serious need of an Uglectomy"

"That guy needs to shave!"
"No, that guy needs an Uglectomy!"

by jgreene777 March 02, 2008