Definitions by jgreene777

FMD 

Fuck My Diet; used to declare that you are tired of your diet and you are going to eat whatever you want.

A: let's go to Abuelo's for lunch.
B: Why not?! FMD!

FMD by jgreene777 July 6, 2010

Shidas Touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.

What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!

Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.

Shidas Touch by jgreene777 June 8, 2010

MYLF 

Mom YOU'D Like To F*** - MILF in the first person. If a woman is a MILF, her shirt would read "MYLF" because the term is directed to the viewer.

Bobby's Mom: I'm a MYLF
Teen Guy: You certainly are a MILF!

MYLF by jgreene777 March 28, 2009

Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.

My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.

Coffee Job by jgreene777 November 5, 2008

Uglectomy 

To remove the ugliness from something. Usually in reference to someone's face or other undesireable features.

"Man, did you see that chick? She's in serious need of an Uglectomy"

"That guy needs to shave!"
"No, that guy needs an Uglectomy!"

Uglectomy by jgreene777 March 2, 2008