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Black Dad: "I'm just gonna go get some chips from the store"
Kid: "Ok daddy!"
Dad: *Never comes back*
by BYRONETYRONE January 26, 2016
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A mystical creature, that no one has seen. It probably doesn’t exist. Saying a black dad exists, is like saying unicorns and leprechauns are real. It’s crazy!
Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”

Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
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by Therealdonald September 14, 2018
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The parent that will actually raise their child and not leave them when they can't handle them anymore. Will absolutely not put up with the arrogant, stuck up, entitled behavior that white children possess. If you abide by their rules you'll be all set.
Black dad Ruben "Did you do that damn homework like I told you son?"

Marcus "Yeah Dad I did already hours ago"

Ruben "Are you backsassin me boy"

Marcus "No Dad I'm not"

Ruben "Now go wash those fuckin dishes before I wup yo ass"
by A human male August 08, 2018
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