clocherty

If your surname is this I’m sorry Rebecca & Roxanne you should of got meme as a second name

Rebecca : hmm I don’t like clocherty
Roxanne : Neither do I

by Yayorozu Girl February 1, 2020

Couch Drumming

When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.

I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.

by Urbanymous February 18, 2020

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020

Clocho

Clocho is a term coined my philosophical author Yass Vegas in the 2020s. It's a contraction of the french words "clochard" and "clodo".

A clocho is an extremely dirty person, they usually don't shower frequently and rarely brush their teeths. Clochos can be easily recognised by the brown skidmarks on their underwear/pants. These are also frequently called Shorts caca. Clochos need to stay as immobile as possible, because if they move to fast, they may spread their disgusting smell and suffocate everyone in the room.

- Hey can you go check on Yassine, he's supposed to go to the chicha but he's still sleeping.
- HELL NAH! He's a fucking clocho, I don't wanna get near his room.

by Frenshy BLK April 7, 2020

Clouth hooker

A female that sells her body for clouth subs and popularity

-she gave to 5 guys just to get popular
-what a clouth hooker

by just_leon April 17, 2020