chris crocker

A faggot homosexual blonde haired dude who posts video's on youtube and myspace about his crazy weird ass life.

"dude I saw that chris crocker kid......what a fuckin tool"

by Dragon boy Swede September 30, 2007

Chris

One of the best bartenders I have ever met!

Man I got drunk last night!

Who was workin?

Chris

ohhhhhh

by C2thaMfC August 6, 2009

chris

sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.

Girl 1): He's cute!!!
Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris.
girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!

by ualiemeehc May 16, 2010

Chris Browned

To Hit or abuse some thing or someone, something bad that happened to you.

Term Coined after Chris Brown allegedly abused Rhianna.

She was back talkin and I Chris Browned that ho.

I was playing Pac man and those ghosts Chris Browned me.

I played the lottery and got Chris Browned





*term coined by Mike Allen when he heard about Rhianna.

by Mike_Allen_618 February 16, 2009

Chris

The awesome kid who always likes to party, also a hunk and is really good at attracting women. A chris is a kid with a rockstar life. The quiet kid with the massive cock. The swagtific one. The one everybody hates varies from chris to chris.

" Im not going to the party unless Chris Beasley goes." The party harder, The swagifier, The stiff mister.

by Swagswagswagswagswag123 October 18, 2011

Chris

1. A derogatory term used to describe a beastly athlete who makes everyone jealous with his or her athletic ability.

-Dude I just ran a mile in under 4 min!
-WTF dude why are you such a Chris?

by madskilz156 April 3, 2009

Chris Browned It

When you beat something and leave. Beat is used in two ways. 1.) Having sex with another person. 2.)Actually Beating someone.

Ex1.) Me: I was doing this chick the other night and I Chris Browned It and i haven't talked to her since.

Ex2.) Me: This kid tried to act hard so I Chris Browned his ass.

by Desmond D. February 23, 2009