commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005

comment whore

A programmer that is obsessed with making comments for each part of the code.

person: hey did you comment your codes?
person2: STFU comment whore

by psychothekyle January 5, 2008

command

Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.

These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.

Counter-Strike: Commands at work

Round 1

-T rushes-

-T sees Ct at spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: wtf

Round 2

-T rushes spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: omfg

Round 3

-T buys awp-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: WTF GAY NOOB

by Ranger Elite July 29, 2008

Tool Commandments

The beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.

If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.

by The Tool Master March 27, 2009