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masturbatorial buttnugget

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor
Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.
by BoredInNaples April 20, 2007
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buttnibbler

one who nibbles butts.
a person who is a wicked dork, dufus, and moron.
Harry Potter, you big tosser, don't be such a buttnibbler.
by manz13 January 3, 2010
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Barry Burton

One of the main characters from the first Resident Evil, Barry Burton had no idea that he would receive what is most likely the worst voice acting in all of video game history. His lines are so unfathomably corny it is nigh impossible not to laugh at them. What the creators of RE were thinking (or smoking, for that matter) at the time when they wrote his character has boggled the minds of fans and players for years.
"Hope this is not CHRIS'S BLOOD!!!!!!!" - Barry Burton
by whyamIdoingthis? May 16, 2010
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cliff burton

-The major rajor on the four string motherfucker!
-First in Metal to put out a kick ass bass solo.
-Metallica sucks without him. That's a fact.
-Didn't give a shit about what people said about his style.

Rest in peace cliff!
"Cliff Burton is my idol on the four string motherfucker."

"Cliff was an awesome bassist. Listen to Orion."

If Cliff didn't die, Metallica wouldn't have wore make-up in the load and reload album cover. They wouldn't have cut their hair. They wouldn't have sold out. And they wouldn't sound so damn awful today.
by Bass-Space August 26, 2006
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buttonhead

Can be either a person or an action; Someone who makes a wrong decision; Doing something stupid without thinking through the consequences
Terry Grant says, "Those two are a couple of buttonheads for going that way!"
Ihor made such a "buttonhead" move for even thinking Mantracker can survive without Terry Grant
by golligee333 April 22, 2011
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Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.
Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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