battle cats

a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.

Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:

by a_random_idot September 18, 2022

Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 14, 2022

battle bun

A hairstyle worn by female police officers in central Minnesota. The Battle Bun is oft displayed by those with flowing locks worn in a restrained fashion while on patrol duty. The officer’s flow is pulled tightly in a bun and secured directly on top of the head to avoid hair being pulled during enforcement activities. This tactic requires the skill of an experienced hair technician.

A modification of the “Battle Bun” can be sliding it to the back of the head and adding braids along the sides to appear more girly or approachable

I wouldn’t even think of fighting that female cop. She’s rocking the Battle Bun, so you know she’s prepared to kick some ass.

by Turd Ferguson 5 October 16, 2022

batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain

by MSDorset December 20, 2022

Battle Creek

The cigarette smoking capital of America

“I’m going to Battle Creek, want a cigarette?”

by Jertros January 15, 2023

Battle Bait

The extras or unimportant characters in tv shows and movies with battle scenea who were clearly set up to die in battle

I've never seen him before, he must be battle bait.

by madebyfire January 23, 2023

Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.

Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"

by JimmyTI May 16, 2023