Battle Creek

The cigarette smoking capital of America

“I’m going to Battle Creek, want a cigarette?”

by Jertros January 15, 2023

SAE

That one frat for lil ass boys. The middle school frat where they swing on the monkey bars.

“y’all going to SAE tonight? I heard Grady got snacks and juice, with his pledge ass”

by Jertros January 19, 2023

nick binder

The awesomest guy in da universe ツ HE LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND 😙 hustlers universe 💯

“Do you know Nick Binder? Doesn’t he live near gratiot?”

by Jertros January 15, 2023

Mitro Smihal

a disgusting, gelatinous creature plaguing detective mcguffin. he operates in the shadows and is so grotesque the sight of him causes one to scratch their eyes out

“The mitro smihal case is one of great importance, I haven’t seen anything like it since the great corner piss scandal”

by Jertros January 19, 2023