Norwegian Wood

Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.

Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.

by poja December 5, 2004

Wet Wood

Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.

The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.

"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."

by Chest Rockwell18 June 18, 2010

R/wooosh

When a person doesn’t get the sarcasm of a joke

“Dude, obviously Caesar died in Athens!” “No! He got assassinated!” “R/wooosh”

by Jaredpogi27 August 13, 2018

G Wood

A man who has now achieved a near mythical status; some find his accomplishments so incredible that they doubt he even exists. Christened David Wood, he broke every single sports record in every sport he played, but then had his name removed from the record books out of fairness. Changed his name to G Wood so that people wouldn't know his true identity. Has had numerous fierce battles with one Big Bubba Bruiser.

G Wood recorded his 77th straight quadruple-double, tallying 127 points, 33 rebounds, 17 blocks, and 10 steals.

by Anderson April 16, 2006

Woohoo

When sims get all nasty nasty with each other.

I’m gonna have my sims woohoo because they had a rough day.

by Drsquidward July 9, 2018

Wookie Call

1) Term derived from the resemblance the sound has to the speech of Chewbacca in Star Wars. Cry signifying utter hopelessness and agonizing pain that can even be heard over the screams and moans of a locomotive. 2) Term a heartless person refers to as the tears and cries of another who is heartbroken.

1. Kim let out a wookie call and even the bears left the woods. 2. Ben told Teri he was tired of the wookie call and abruptly ended their discussion about the faults of himself. Ignorance once again mistaken as bliss.

by Shyantha February 5, 2007

nigger wool

The tightly curled or densely frizzy hair characteristic of some Black populations.

I can't do a damn thing with my hair today, it's like nigger wool.

by ninjadick December 7, 2010