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Valentine's Hangover

Valentine's hangover has two definitions.

1. Something bad has happened on Valentine's day, and therefore you are depressed for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.

2. Something good has happened on Valentine's Day, so you are ecstatic for a period of time afterwards. You have a Valentine's Hangover.
1. Molly: Why are you so sad?
Daniel: It was Valentine's day yesterday, and my girlfriend dumped me. I have a Valentines's Hangover.

2. Daniel: Why are you so happy?
Molly: It was Valentine's Day yesterday, and my boyfriend proposed to me! I have a Valentine's Hangover.
by Little Miss Emo February 24, 2009
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Valeriote

the last name of a male who has a ridiculously large cock.
He holds the record for the biggest cock in america and knows how to use it.
He is amazing and has an awesome personality. Every girl should want to suck his cock and fuck him.

you would by just looking at his hottness.
Oh yah i said it. Hottness. both his rock'n abs and face!! He cums excellence!!
Girl: I deff want that valeriote!
Girl: That Valeriote is super fine.
by MRS>iwanttococksuck December 31, 2009
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Valenciennes

1. n. place in Northern France where picking your own arse is about the highest form of entertainment you're likely to encounter.

2. used to define the characteristics of the shit end of nowhere
There's an abandoned roller rink and a park full of dog shit, nothing else.

Yer it's a real Valenciennes.
by wouldntyouliketoknowme April 29, 2011
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Valerie

Psychotic, multiple personalities, aggressive, rude unfair, unreasonable, unrealistic, Agitator
Oh no it’s Valerie!!! Run
by Wise man no Lies man November 23, 2021
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valeria

It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.
"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"
by Steven B. May 26, 2005
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valentine's day

1 out of 365 days of the year to celebrate for your loved-ones. This is not to make people feel depressed if they don't have a lover, but it's a day to celebrate the joy of love.
Valentine's Day is spent with the ones you care about, or simply to share the love of one's own.
by Leah February 16, 2004
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Valentine

The act of Passing out drunk right before having sex with your girlfriend/wife
After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.
by matressReker September 7, 2011
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